Having trouble finding a Nintendo Wii this holiday season? Well, Santa Claus has apparently come forward with this gracious listing on eBay.
Santa is offering the personal delivery of a brand new Wii console to the home of “that special boy or girl this Christmas.”
“I will make a special stop prior to getting my reindeer ready for that long trek across the world delivering toys to the good little boys and girls,” Santa wrote in the listing.
“I will personally stop by your home a week or so prior to Christmas (in full Santa costume) and give your boy or girl a Christmas he/she will never forget,” he wrote.
Surprisingly, and presumably due to the effects of global warming, it appears that Santa has moved his workshop from the North Pole to Southern Comfort, Tennessee, where the item is located. Equally surprising is the $9,995 price tag Santa is requesting for the delivery, with the starting bid at $3,995.
